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| salt lake city, list of people by name, palestine, derek, gary landon mills, oliver stone, turkey, mos def, ron gabriel, blogging, gothic, beverly d'angelo, adam baldwin, middleeast, actors, larry charles, tamazight, green, dato bakhtadze, movies, adam lefevre, girly, | Dave Chappelle: That was MOONEY! Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there thesopranos are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt. [on "Making the Band"] Dylan: I mean, who are da five greatest rappers of all time? [counting on thesopranos his fingers] Dylan: Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Dave Chappelle: [just been dumped by Oprah] Steadman... We're gonna get this bitch! [Dave and Steadman laugh] Dave Chappelle: [Dave punches Steadman] Dave Chappelle: HAHAHAHAHA! OOPPRRAAHH! [echoing] Tyrone Biggums: There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks. thesopranos |
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| [after Dylan attempted to choke Wyclef Jean] P. Diddy: If I had my way, I'd derek never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and derek surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in derek it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. P. Diddy: What are you doing, Ness? You just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the streets? [referring to a joke made by Paul Mooney in an earlier episode] Wayne Brady: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? |
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