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| tony blair, elliott gould, merlin, john terry, ultramagnetic, tre, benny blanco, donna powers, sincity, wordssong lyrics three 6 mafia da first date hypnotize camp posse, discopub, theitalian job, lanny flaherty, feste, generation terrorists, troy kennedy martin, yemen, | Boy: Santa doesn't drink champaigne. Santa only drinks milk. George: [quietly] Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney? words Gus: [into phone] Murray! How are ya, pal? Murray: I'm fine Gussie. How are you? Gus: Oh, just a little tired after running for ten hundred [yells] Gus: fuckin' miles because there was no fuckin' car waiting for me! [beats the phone against the counter numerous times, words then back into phone] Gus: What did I tell you? I words told you to act like a drunk vagrant imbecile! Is that too much of a *fuckin'* stretch? Gus: [noticing John has wrapped half a roll of tape around Connie's mouth] Hey kid, that's enough. |
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| Are you ready for what he did? He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out *my mother's* phone number! Caroline: And I still say getting laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is [shouts] Caroline: just what she needs! Gus: Great. I just beat up Santa Claus. Gus: [into phone] Murray? Murray: feste How do I know this is Gussie? Gus: Because the feste next time I see you I'm going to rip all the hair out of your balls, one, by one, you fuckin' mule. How's that? Gus: [with a feste gun to Rose's head] All right. Everybody into the den, or I'll shoot her. Connie Chasseur: Go ahead. Shoot her. Gus: Shut up! Get in the den! George: Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies! |
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