 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| ewen bremner, robert downey jr., eileen nicholas, fullmetal jacket, grouphug.us, roll, letras, reservoirdogs, journal, whales, title, kuwait, contests, digitalart, herbie ade, syria, iran, crash(2 disc director's cut edition), albums, reference, al, naturalborn killers, mike, | "Oh nooooo, you can't write this down." aesthetics "It's just for our records." "Arrgh!" What a blow to ones credibility! I'd spent all day crowing about what a fucking rock veteran I was; speculating on the setlist, demonstrating shoulder-barge techniques to secure the best spot. In the past I'd sniggered at those skanky chicks being hauled from the mosh pit, their bodies limp and useless. "Amateurs!" I'd scoff, "Can't hack the pace! G'wan, get outta here!". aesthetics But now here I was, pasty-faced and pathetic, sipping water from a paper cup. Suddenly aesthetics the lights went down and crowd screamed. I tried to stand up. "Come on!" "Just sit for a minute and relax!" "You don't understand. It's my favourite band!" "Just five minutes." |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| Back in the real world, eyewitnesses reported my face whales drained of colour and whales my lips turned white, then I stumbled in drunken fashion, whales smacking into the two smoking chicks. Next thing I knew Gareth was dragging me out of the crowd. "What's going on?" "We're getting you to First Aid!" "Nooooooooooo! We've got a good spot!" I turned around to sneak back in, but then realised I couldn't see. I was cranky and confused as a First Aid guy sat me down. It wasn't until I gulped some water that my vision cleared and I realised what had happened. I had fainted at the Radiohead gig. Goddammit! "Are you on any medication, miss?" "No!" "Do you have any medical problems?" "No!" "Have you passed out at gigs before?" "Noooooo! I've been to MILLIONS of gigs!" "What did you eat and drink today?" "Vegemite toast and two cups of tea!" "Ah ha. Dehydration for sure.' I was just contemplating escape when another First Aid dude approached with a clip board. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
