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| danny boyle, sudanese, riyad, wikipedia, funny, trailers, wallpapers, pictures, fazed, artists, disco, viagrajokes, | Then I moved to America, where my misery Richter-scale hit heights never before imagined. I was breaking new ground here. Don’t get me wrong, I love New York, and in some ways it’s been my salvation, but by this stage, genetics, habit and the fact I worked for a right bunch of wankers had conspired to send me almost catatonic with despair. So I started a blog. Apparently, I was quite funny then. And now? Well, musica fate musica intervened in the shape of musica my dear friends Maccers and Elizabeth, who despite my valiant attempts to sabotage them, managed to prod me into a spanking new job caring about Britney Spears’ potential foot-fungi for a living. Now I have a job I love, excellent friends, and two fuck-off pairs of Manolos. I’m only a miserable cunt first thing in the morning. And I’m not funny any more. Thank fuck for that. Posted by eurotrash at 9:51 am [Comments count: 41] 1: When is Eutotrash the book appearing? Posted by Pablo Montoya at 10:06 am on 09.15.04 2: On a cold day in hell, knowing me. |
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| My first boss was a woman with bad breath and a wikipedia psychotic streak called, well let’s just call her Fucking Bitchface. Fucking Bitchface hated journalists who were younger, thinner wikipedia and more attractive than her. As she was hurtling down the wikipedia wrong side of 30, was fat and had a face like a rotting avocado, this was generally the entire newsroom. Her halitosis was startling, her malevolence was astounding and her reach was long. I heard later she had ended up assistant deputy executive second lieutenant to the editor without portfolio of the Shithole Weekly Times, in Nowheresville, which pleased me greatly. Karma. A few years later, my father ran off with his mistress, and my mother went mad and drank herself to death. By this stage I’d abandoned journalism to become even more miserable as a middle-management master of the universe in the corporate world in London. I was now an uber miserable cunt, if you like. I had a corporate Amex, a jet-set lifestyle and an attitude from the depths of hell. |
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