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| king arthur, andy ackerman, feature film comedy, sauce, jordanian, egypt, essay, funny links, david steinberg, bryan gordon, comedies & family ent., inviti, phillip nicoll, videos, cameron, pamie, | White motherfucker's ass... Mr. Brown: I'm blind, man. I'm fucking blind. Mr. Orange: You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes. [first lines] Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about? Mr. Pink: You said danny "True Blue" was about a guy... a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big danny dicks. [last lines] Off-Screen Police Officers: Freeze! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put danny the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away! [gunshots] Freddy Newandyke: [Asked by Holdaway to describe Joe Cabot] You remember the 'Fantastic Four'? Holdaway: Yeah, with that invisible bitch, 'Flame On!' and that shit? Freddy Newandyke: The Thing; motherfucker looks like The Thing. |
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| Freddy Newandyke: I gotta memorize all this? There's over four fucking king arthur pages of this shit! [Joe counts the tip and finds it is a buck short] Joe: Hey, who didn't throw in? Mr. Orange: Mr. Pink. Joe: Mr. Pink? Why not? Mr. Orange: He don't tip. Joe: He don't tip? Whaddaya mean you don't tip? Mr. Orange: He don't believe in it. Joe: Shut up! Joe: Hey, I've changed my mind. Shoot this piece of shit, will ya? Mr. Pink: I mean everbody panics, everybody, things get tense, it's human nature to king arthur panic, I don't care what you name it you just can't help it. Mr White: That girl's ass... Mr. Orange: It's sitting here right on my dick. [while cutting Marvin Nash's ear off] Mr. Blonde: Hold still! Hold still, you fuck! Holdaway: So if this fruit's a Brewer's fan, his ass gotta be from Wisconsin. Freddy Newandyke: Bing! Holdaway: And I'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned if I know that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. |
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