Ford Fairlane: Hey. Go hollywood crash(full screen edition)

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Ford Fairlane: Hey. Go back to Michigan. Amiable Tourist: We're from Wisconsin. Ford Fairlane: Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Now fuck off. Don Cleveland: [to Julian Grendale] With friends like you, who needs enemas? Ford Fairlane: Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick. (toasting with Johnny crash(full screen edition) Crunch at the radio station) ford fairlane/johnny crunch: crash(full screen edition) Here's to you... suckin' my dick. Johnny Crunch: Suzuki Samurai, you Bensonhurst piece of shit. Smiley: Alright... If that's the way you want it. Smiley: Your crash(full screen edition) assistant is quite special. I look forward to raping her at your funeral. Smiley: Ford, I'll take her with me, I swear I will. Smiley: 'ello, 'ello. Ford Fairlane: [to Smiley] 'ello, 'ello... fuckface! Smiley: You're breaking me heart... What's the point? Smiley: Oh, no thanks, I've got me own.
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