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Home | FAQ | Archives | Contact June 07, 2003 Motherfucking Obnoxious Little Baby on Board I used to say that I hated children. But, after some careful soul-searching, I discovered that locali I was only partially correct. In truth, I hate other people's children. See, it isn't locali simply that children born not of my own familial stock are immediately disadvantaged, (although this is certainly true,) It's that I as a complete stranger have no control over their wretchedly awful behavior, whether I have candy on me or not. locali Case in point: Brooke and I went to see "Finding Nemo" while we were visiting my Philly Phriends. Despite the dinner hour of the showing, the theater was still well-sprinkled with little kids. I've seen movies in kid-crowded theaters before, and I honestly find them only vaguely annoying compared to the offensively half-witted fare previewing before the feature. However, since the movies are so loud these days, I don't so much mind that the kids talk a little too much, scream a little too much, laugh at all the wrong parts, and ask stupid fucking questions like "Is (s)he gonna die?"
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