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| donal sutherland, oman, underground press, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up feat_ g unit guess who's back?, damascus, bill gates, henancius, themes, discography, anime, bob, kink, aesthetics, power, archimedes, karina arroyave, carlito's way, | So we're in the dressing room, she's trying to squeeze into this side cut, silk ribbonned, triple panel girdle natalie portman with the uh, shelf-lift natalie portman brassiere and it's beautiful because she's just pouring outta this thing, you know? It's beautiful. And she sees me and she can tell I got a hard on the size of the statue of liberty, all right? And she says to me, "Richard, calm down." And she says, "Now when you're over there, if you see anything that upsets you, if you're ever scared, I want you to close your eyes and think of these. You understand?" So I said, "Yes, ma'am." Captain Miller: James Francis Ryan from Iowa? Private Ryan: Yes sir. How'd you guess that? [last lines] Old James Ryan: Tell me I have led a good life. Ryan's Wife: What? Old James Ryan: Tell me I'm a good man. Ryan's Wife: You *are*. |
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| Captain Miller: Yes it is. Quite a view. Lieutenant Dewindt: FUBAR. Private Reiben: FUBAR. Sergeant Horvath: FUBAR. Captain Miller: FUBAR Private Jackson: Y'all got that right. Corporal Upham: I looked up fubar in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here. Corporal Upham: Uh, Caparzo, right? Private Caparzo: Hey Corporal, drop dead! And another thing, whenever you salute the Captain you make him an open anime target for the Germans so don't do it, especially when I'm standing near him! Private Jackson: I wouldn't venture out there fellas. This sniper's anime got talent. Private Reiben: You know what that song reminds me of? It reminds me of Mrs. Rachel Troubowitz and what she said to me the day I left for basic. Mellish: What, don't touch me? Private Reiben: No, Mrs. Rachel Troubowitz was our super's wife. She comes into my mom's shop to try on a few things, all right? And she's easily like a uh, a 44 double E. These things are massive. And I've got her convinced that she's like a 42D, all right. |
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