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| william fichtner, contests, myboyfriend is a twat, evil thatcher, eskimo, hip hop, commerciale, lebanese, 1954 in sports, archive, turkish, single mother, austin lysy, nona gaye, autechre, gratis, televison, | Got that whole eating-binge-over-grief thing going, huh? Keep it up, tubbo! Get in all the scungilli while the iron's still hot! ian tyler Dorothy: MA!! We're both very sorry to hear about your loss, Mr. Soprano. You have our condolences. Sophia: Please! The old woman makes having sex with rabid raccoons seem like a day spent ian tyler eating ice cream at the beach. The old bat was a cuntrag. Tony: Exactly what the fuck are you getting at? Sophia: What is this, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? I'm not your ian tyler lifeline, Soprano. Come on Dorothy, let's go upstairs. Someone told me Mister Burt Reynolds is somewhere in this house. Dorothy: Again, Mr. Soprano, we're very sorry for your loss. Tony: S'a fuckin tragedy...whaddyagonna do, y'know? Continuing on, Tony's gold digging sister attempts to maintain a PC stance by making the funeral that much more painful... |
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| Fuck? Tony: Shit, but fuck fuck shit fuck cocksucker motherfucker. Comprende? Uncle Junior: Nozione, but remember...fuck fuck fuck, shit televison fuck shit. Tony: Good, televison then cocksucker fuck ass shit. Have some copacola. See what I'm saying? These poor mob guys...everyone thinks they're looking for the fast buck, the easy answer. In truth, they've got the most absorbing, draining jobs on the planet. Can't even enjoy a funeral without it being more televison of that work work work stuff. Adding to Big T's stress is having to deal with all the feigned sorrow from the funeral guests... Fat Mafia Guy: Hey Tony, sorry to hear about your mudder. Tony: What are ya gonna do, y'know? These things happen. At least she didn't suffer. Fat Mafia Guy: If it makes you feel any better, I probably got a good twenty pounds on you. Tony: Cocksucker. Sophia: Heh heh heh, I think I get it. |
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