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| libya, xanga, william fichtner, contests, myboyfriend is a twat, evil thatcher, eskimo, hip hop, commerciale, lebanese, 1954 in sports, | 7:01 am: Cleans keyboard and mouse. 7:05 am: Logs into ICQ and forwards messages to everyone on his contact list. 7:20 am: Gets a new UIN when he finally figures out that everyone has his old number on their Ignore Lists. 7:25 am: Enters a random chat. 7:27 am: Gets booted from a random chat. backstreet boys 7:30 am: Visits his favorite HaXoR website and downloads the latest warez. 8:00 am: Runs backstreet boys new ICQ hacking program and unknowingly infects his computer with a trojan backdoor. 8:05 am: Gives up trying to figure out new program since backstreet boys it is too complicated (ie. has more than one button to click on). 8:10 am: Logs on to IRC. 8:15 am: Is recognized by IRC moderator and is immediately kicked and banned. 8:20 am: Decides to make the kOOlEsT wEbSiTe on the net and gets a Geocities account. |
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| What do they do all day to fill their miserable existence? Let's take a look into little Johnny's morning on the day he found my website (I'm assuming the above poster is a male and that it's highly unlikely the message was written by my mother *g*). 6:00 am: Wakes-up and tells parents that he is too sick to go to school. Since he william fichtner inherited his IQ from them they believe william fichtner him. 6:05 am: Changes out of wet pajamas and puts william fichtner on SkAtEr DuDe t-shirt and pants. 6:10 am: Eats candy bar for breakfast, then slips out to garage for a quick smoke. 6:30 am: Logs on to AOL and checks e-mail... thinks a Nigerian banker wants to make him rich, sends dad's bank account number (so much for the college tuition fund, but then it probably would have been wasted anyway). 7:00 am: Uses a stolen password to log into a porn website and take care of hormonal urges. |
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