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| oman, underground press, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up feat_ g unit guess who's back?, damascus, bill gates, henancius, themes, discography, anime, bob, kink, aesthetics, power, archimedes, | Otis: Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs. [after stabbing a victim to death] Baby: 'Shoo, shoo,' said the maiden. [laughs maniacally] Baby: 'Come, maiden,' said the rabbit, 'sit on my tail and go with house me to my rabbit hutch.' Dr. Wolfenstein: AHHAHHA! The doctor is in! Its your ghost host, with the most! It's Dr. Wolfenstein! Captain Spaulding: Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? house Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good! Baby: There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit." |
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| [two masked holdup men break into Captain Spaudling's place to rob it] Captain Spaulding: Mary fuckin' Moses! Ya' all get the fuck outa here! Killer Karl: Hands up! Keep your paws where I can see 'em. Richard Wick: Yeah, d-don't move or I'll b-blast a hole the size of a k-Kansas City watermelon through your ugly-ass bill gates b-bozo face. Captain Spaulding: What the bill gates fuck is that supposed to mean? Baby: Give me a "B", give me an "A", bill gates give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL? Mary Knowles: Fuck you, you fucking freak. [From the DVD menu select screen] Captain Spaulding: Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from? [holds hand to ear] Captain Spaulding: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Ah, I see. All ya all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fuckin' with me, now would ya? Grandpa Hugo: What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole? |
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