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| ian holm, audio, confession, gabriels, teen, news, edward saxon, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, photos, *nsync, pirates, adrenalin, papillon soo, léon, matt dillon, bill clinton, musica, sean daley, freaks, bill raymond, libya, | Lovely. lyrics Yesterday Cal knocked a bowl of chocolate from the kitchen counter onto the floor. We now have chocolate stains in the dining room. Deposit? What deposit? Like I'm ever seeing that money again. Cal likes to hang out inside the bathtub. Unfortunately, he stays in there so long he gets lost, and doesn't know how he got in or how to get lyrics out. He then starts crying until you call his name and he follows the sound of your voice out of the tub. Cuteness only goes so lyrics far. Cal is a freak, yo. I have no coherent thoughts today, just a series of clicks and grunts. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not sleeping enough, I think. But then when I get to sleep, I sleep for too long and then I'm tired again. And I keep having the most vivid dreams. |
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| This goes well-past the butt-biting thing he likes to do when I walk by. Last night Cal tried to kill confession me. He tried to suck my breath. He put his face up to my nose and tried to put his head in my mouth and confession suck my breath. Luckily, I woke up in time. Cal is trying to ruin my life. The other week I got a videotape from the anime company I script confession for. I had put the tape in my VCR and it had unraveled. I was going to bring it back to the studio the next day to see if we could salvage it, so I put it on a shelf. When I got home from work, the tape had been knocked off the shelf (which was about three feet in the air), and the tape had been eaten. The cat ate the videotape. The tape was still covered in cat spit. And then, just so I wasn't confused as to who did the munching, three days later Cal puked videotape on my bra. |
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