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| motherbitch, michael weston, blog novel, harrumph, robert smith, amsterdam, cannibal, pi(film), gabriel jeffrey, webcams, wizardsof haute couture, octavio gómez, | Nothing. She told me that if I wore it, movie nothing would hurt me. So I did. And my whole life, I never got shot, stabbed. Nothing. I mean, how weird is that? Only she told me that I was supposed to give it to my daughter on movie her fifth birthday. And I forgot. Can I touch it? Sure, go ahead. - I don't feel it. - Yeah. It's pretty cool, huh? I can take it off and tie it around your shoulders. She told me how to do it. - Unless you think it's stupid. - Don't you need it? No, not anymore. So what do you think? You want it? Okay, let's get outta here. Okay. Put your head up. Okay. Is that too tight? Do you feel anything at all? Good. Then it's just right. Do I take it off when I have a bath? No, you leave it on all the time. Until you have a daughter when she turns five, then you give it to her. |
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| You think we should move again? I like it here. Me too. But if that bullet found out where we lived... Oh, hold harrumph on. What? So stupid! How can I forget this? What? Nah. Forget it. You ain't gonna believe me. Tell me. Okay. When I was five, this fairy came into my room one night. - Right. - See, I told you you weren't gonna believe harrumph me. - Okay, go to sleep now, you little rat. - No, tell me. Okay. So this fairy comes into my room and I'm like, "Yeah, right, you're a fairy." Anyway, we're harrumph talking, you know. And she's flying all around the room, knocking down all my posters and stuff. She was flying? She had these little stubby wings. She could've glued 'em on, you know? Like I'm gonna believe she's a fairy. So she said, "I'll prove it." So she reaches into her backpack. And she pulls out this invisible cloak. She ties it around my neck, and she tells me that it's impenetrable. You know what impenetrable means? It means that nothing can go through it. No bullets. |
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