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| myboyfriend is a twat, evil thatcher, eskimo, hip hop, commerciale, lebanese, 1954 in sports, archive, turkish, single mother, austin lysy, | 10:20 AM The snail gets up and goes to bed with very little fuss. - Kobayashi Issa, The Essential Haiku 9:52 AM wednesday, may 24 Yay! I'm normal. Or at least all my test results are all judy davis normal. Just what the fuck is normal anyway? Most people tend to wrinkle up their noses when they hear the word normal, as if a person with bad foot odor judy davis has quite innocently removed their shoes. Normal is something that comes in a three-pack. Normal dwells in the suburbs at twenty-five-oh-six La Vista Buena Yerba judy davis Berba, with a two car garage. Normal comes in a Styrofoam cup with no "sipper-lid" in sight. Normal doesn't need subtitles. Normal is the number three "super-sized." Normal is something that everyone else is because normal people are not special. |
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| 10:56 AM I registered a .god site yesterday. Woo hoo! I've never built a fan site before! [via Metafilter] 10:46 AM It's windy today. Really windy. Those fucking wind chimes two or three doors down are driving me bananas. If only it was a lovely Soleri bell or something with a deeper timbre. Nope. High, tinkely fairy bells. I feel like I'm caught in turkish some turkish horrible modern adaptation of a Midsummer Nights Dream... Puck is tormenting me and the lovers are running turkish hither thither, cocooned in their identity dilemma. Better that than Spielburg's Hook. I'd probably swat poor Tinkerbell, mistaking her for one of the misguided flies who's taken up residence. If I wasn't such a wet noodle, I'd march down there with my scissors and just snip the ratty cord. Dammit, I want a back bone for Christmas. |
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