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my first day back my manager asked me to check something was working. I said "Yup, as far as I can tell."He looked me squarely in the eye and said "Would you swear on your mother's grave?"(Long silence)/f (Viewfinder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22) Another one... interviews At another party full of strangers and distant aquaintances. So I'm chatting away to this lass who's a friend of a friend. Anyway, it's starting interviews to die a little so I decide to throw out a conversational gambit. 'So, when's the baby due?' I ask brightly. "I'm not pregnant, just fat,' she replies deadpan. Imagine my embarrassment when a friend asks the girl exactly the same question half and hour later – making it look as though I've put him up to it. (lookingglass, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19) We were having a curry one night and as we got up to leave, it struck me as funny to say "You know, I've had it up to here with dwarves" and put my hand at hip level, my mate immediately slapped his hand on his forehead as I turned and noticed a table full of the vertically challenged buggers sat behind me.
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