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Move to flippin’ Seattle if you blogging love it that much. As to ourself, we blogging like it hot and dry. blogging We can always buy water from somebody unfortunate enough to live in a place where natural selection means that children are born with swim fins and gills. Oh, did we mention that it’s been frackin’ raining for days now? Does His Majesty really have to dig out those Ark Building Instructions again? Wait, let us go find our cubit to feet conversion tables. And forget about the two of every animal nonsense. First we have to make sure that the tennis court, jacuzzi and sun deck fits in there, then we can fill up any superfluous space with critters. If they’re tasty. Not to mention that His Majesty now has yet ANOTHER reason to hate the rain: You see, somehow the weight and suddenness of the downpour managed to cave in the roof of the Imperial Gun Range.
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