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| autechre, gratis, televison, donal sutherland, oman, underground press, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up feat_ g unit guess who's back?, damascus, bill gates, henancius, themes, discography, anime, | But to add the final cherry on the cake, those fish never did like my mother. I found her one part day, strangled. Damn those fish. CHAPTER 12 The fish, my mother, and my father. One might ask me how a fish could have strangulated my mother. I would simply reply to them that fish have appendages like anyone part else. But the fish that strangled my mother was dead-- but it knew what it was doing! Oh did it know! She was at a restaurant. The dead fish etched itself into her throat with it's death-grip. She choked. part A man tried the heimlich manoeuver, but mother had taken karate, and was so shocked that a man was trying to feel her up while she choked to death, that she beat him silly. That man was Meathead McKinley, by the way. |
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