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| italian mafia, aroundthe bend, wordssong lyrics ja rule i'll f___ u girl (skit) unknown, pop, tony danza, tabs, week, kinky, 2000, confess, images, 1976, lyle, salt lake city, comedy video, herbie ade, wordssong lyrics mannie fresh pussy power the mind of mannie fresh, ringtones, gary landon mills, theref, | Everyone in Oprah's audience? They all wear pastels. Also, they are clinically insane. OPRAH: Watch out, it's time for... OPRAH'S FAVORITE THINGS FOR SPRING! (Audience members leap from alice cooper their seats in wild applause. Some jump up and down. They are all wearing lime green or peach, like they're in some bizarre potpourri cult.) OPRAH: One alice cooper of my favorite things are C and C California T-Shirts. Made for women and, girl, they're so comfortable! They go for 38 to 56 dollars, but everyone in the audience gets one for free! (Audience screams. One women in lavender and alice cooper a sun hat has tears welling up in her eyes.) Ernie: Eh. I'd be delirious too if I got a $56 dollar t-shirt for free. |
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| It's impossible to sleep with the window open or without earplugs. He screams at the people in 1976 the drive-thru window at the restaurant next door. He screams at taxi. He screams at other homeless people, where I witnessed a guy pick up the 1976 dudes bicycle, and then a newsstand, and throw it into the street, litter and newspaper and 1976 bike parts scattered on a street like a fucked-up tickertape parade. He reminds me of my parents fighting when I was ten. Maybe dad is right. Maybe I do need to live in the suburbs again. 18 Jul 2003 03:16 AM :: Comments (24) oprah and the bizarre potpourri cult (Fun fact: when you don't have a job and you sit around the house all day, you sort of run out of wacky things in your life to write about. It's true.) There are two things I have learned while watching Oprah: Oprah seems like a relatively nice lady, given the fact that she has more money than you and I can possibly fathom. |
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