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| albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, industrial, rap, egyptian, | MR. ORANGE Anne Francis. MR. WHITE No, that was Honey West. MR. PINK Anne Francis is white. EDDIE Shut up! I'm forums trying to tell a story here. She looked exactly like Elois. Anyway, I come into the club one night. There's Carlos - he's the bartender - he's a wetback - he's forums a friend of mine. I says to him, "Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?" Now apparently forums Lady E was married to a real piece of dogshit, a real fucking animal. He used to do things to her. MR. ORANGE Do things--do things. Like what? What would he do, beat her up or something? EDDIE I don't know what he did. He just did things, alright. So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk. He falls asleep on the fucking couch. |
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