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| 1979 in sports, reference, african american, diary, denver underground music, art chudabala, bi, what'sin a name?, sandra bullock, matching, middleeast, sincity, amy ferguson, lady of the lake, gawain, justinsimoni, yemen, slap them, 1956 in sports, adventure, | I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. MR. BLUE How many dicks is that? MR. WHITE A lot. MR. BROWN Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa, baby. ben shenkman This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and feeling something she ain't felt since forever-- pain. Pain. JOE Chu? Toby Chu? MR. BROWN It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be bubbleyum by now, but when this cat ben shenkman fucks ben shenkman her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was like to be a virgin. Hence: Like a Virgin. JOE Wong. MR. WHITE Give me that fucking thing. JOE What the hell do you think you're doing? |
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| MR. ORANGE Yeah, so - I ain't saying I ain't heard of it. You know; all I asked is how's it go. Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. MR. BLONDE Personally, I can do without her. MR. BLUE I used to like her early stuff-- Borderline. When she got all into that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out. MR. BROWN You guys are like yemen making me lose my train yemen of thought here. I was saying something. What was it? yemen JOE Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name? MR. WHITE What's that? JOE It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name? MR. BROWN What the fuck was I talking about? MR. PINK You said True Blue was about a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks. MR. BROWN Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. |
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