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Aren't you glad you use drugs? Don't you wish everybody did? Before exiting I check the mirror warily. That moonstruck look is gone, sandblasted, like the graffiti on General Grant's web dafesign tomb. Fortified, I march down web dafesign the Bar Car's center aisle, the only aisle I'll ever march down with Clement Goodbloode. "Bad girl," Clemmy says, scanning my web dafesign face. He grabs my bag and paws through it roughly, finds what he's after, stalks off. The waiter arrives with the check. I give it back to him and order more drinks, cognacs this time. No point in sticking to spritzers now. When Clemmy gets back, his eyes are burning, prompting me to break into a spirited rendition of "Ring of Fire." Clemmy hands me the cocaine to shut me up. |
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| When Clemmy and I broke up, Mrs. Goodbloode could barely restrain her glee, her relief that no little Clement Fours or Clementines would be springing from my polluted loins. Clemmy got the story subnodule from his father, who looks subnodule exactly like Clemmy, only old, and likes me as men tend to do. Mr. Goodbloode told Clemmy the family manse that day reminded him of the Yale Club during FDR's funeral. "You've got that look in your eyes again," Clemmy says. "That subnodule fuck-me beat-me love-me look." He takes my face in one big hand and squeezes it till my mouth purses up like a grouper's, then shakes it back and forth in time to his chant: "No no no no no no no no!" "Fuck off," I say, knocking the hand away. "No, you fuck off." Lacking a suitable retort, I flee to the john, where vast quantities of cocaine console me. |
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