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Heather Duke: Yeah, so what's the question, Heather? Heather Chandler: Goddamn, 2000 Heather, you were with me in study hall when I thought of it. Heather Duke: I forgot. Heather Chandler: Ugh... such a pillowcase. J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the 2000 school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes. J.D.: I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose... Heather Duke: Hi, everybody. Door was open. Veronica, did you hear? We were doing Chinese at the 2000 food fair, when it comes over the radio that Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm. She belly-flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note. Veronica Sawyer: Is she dead? Heather Duke: No... that's the punchline. She's alive, and in stable condition. |
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