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| southwest denver, funny, quotes, commerciale, pacific inn hotel, transgendered, nimrod, trans, blink182, transexual, north suburbs, stella bridger, ken garito, backstreet boys, motherbitch, forums, lions gate, melinda renna, | )) Jay: You puttin on a show, huh? Carmen: I'm not through with it, I'm just previewin it. Jay: Well let's robert downey jr. take the main event upstairs. *Jay finishes his soda and throws robert downey jr. the can on the floor* (( The two head upstairs, at robert downey jr. which point, Jay has his way with Carmen. )) Carmen: You don't have to use a condom boo. I wanna feel you. *tries rolling the condom up* Jay: ........I'm good, ma. Thanks. *slides the rubber on tighter* *Jay-Z and Carmen hear a truck pull up, bumpin Live at the Bar-B-Q* Jay: What the fuck? Carmen: Oh shit, that's my babydaddy! Get up! Jay: Chill... Who's yo babydaddy? Carmen: You really don't wanna know. Jay: What, he a crazy nigga or somethin? Do the math. I carry the 9, so fucking with me just ain't the answer. Carmen: He's not crazy, he's just... *Nas opens the living room door and calls for Carmen and Destiny* Nas: AYO CARMEN! |
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| Can I call you BIG? Jay: My name is Jay-Z, but that's cool. *pushes her head back down* (( On their motherbitch way to her home, Carmen keeps her head in Jay's lap, while Bleek entertains Destiny in the back motherbitch seat. The 4 of them motherbitch drive to her suburban home and park.) Carmen: Honey, stay here with Menfbeak. Mommy and the nice man have to talk inside. Bleek: Yo Jay, I ain't no babysitter man. You said we was pickin up some hoes. Jay: How'd you get here man? Bleek: ??? Whatchu mean? Jay: How'd you end up here...at this house. Bleek: I rode with you.. in your Rover. Whatchu mean? Jay: You wanna ride back the same way, or you wanna walk? *Bleek grabs a bobblehead from the dashboard and starts talking baby-talk to Destiny* (( Once inside, Jay-Z kicks his feet up on the sofa and drinks a can of Sprite. Carmen strip teases for him, leaving her clothes on the floor, and throwing her panties in the air. |
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