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funny. And how you laughed.I went to bed early with a throbbing migraine and had the sweetest dreams possible. The Twat was hung up by his feet in the garage for six hours, by which time his head looked as though relationship it was about to explode. What with, I've no idea, but a man with little brains can't explode that much. During that time the relationship kids had started digging up the patio which was a doddle as it appears to be cracking in places anyway, and as I gave the Twat a icepick relationship to hold, the wrong way round, in each hand, I dragged the bound and gagged idiot towards the patio whilst the girls washed the blood stains left behind on the tiles. I made sure that the rug was moved to the side as we really didn't want blood on that and chucked the Twat who weighs as much as a fully grown whale, under the patio. The kids and I put back the tiles carefully, and I even managed to make some cement from the remainding cement powder that I had left to glue the tiles together.
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