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| arabian, jack caffrey, 1954 in sports, joe, saudi arabia, brendan fraser, mountains, gothic pics, juliette lewis, jason statham, money, syria, algierian, | I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] Jim's Dad: I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day. tony blair [On being sensitive] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You tony blair ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and tony blair shit. Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work. Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool! Kevin: Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny. Jim: [imitating dubbed martial-arts dialogue] Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it! Kevin: Guys... Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! |
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| Chris "Oz" 1954 in sports Ostreicher: You came to see me in action? Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good! Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached! Victoria 'Vicky': I want it to be the 1954 in sports right time, the right place... Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX. Jim: Guys, uh, what 1954 in sports exactly does third base feel like? Kevin: You want to take this one? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie. Jim: Yeah? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah. Jim: Apple pie, huh? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh. Jim: McDonald's or homemade? Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] Jim's Dad: masturbating when I was a little younger. |
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