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| sauce, jason, gigglechick.com, what, karina arroyave, blink, seating, pics, indie, myboyfriend is a twat, , portillo, xeyes, 8008135, stand up comedy, | Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: I puff daddy don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't puff daddy even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls puff daddy to say that. Let me get this straight: you never ever tip, huh? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice. |
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