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| libyan, arliss howard, harrumph, punk, name, idiot, arthuriana, fiber cut, william fichtner, egypt, | When the song's over and eminem we're both getting close, we all stop and lay down on the stage." The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow." He looks at the agent and says, "Well, eminem that's the act. What do you think?" The agent just sits in silence for eminem a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?" To which the father replies, "The Aristocrats." An example A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." |
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| Actual performances of the joke can last minutes, and it is rumored that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which name the goal was to tell the joke for a half hour. A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us." The agent says, name "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned." The man says, "But, this is really name special." The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?" He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her." The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. |
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