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| tamazight, howard fong, sal lopez, pi(film), 1979 in sports, actresses, christine baranski, when, al, denver underground music, | Then, all of a thesopranos sudden, another 10 lads appeared out of the shadows. Ooooops. I told them some bullshit about geordies. And they believed me. Wankers. (javier, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:32) Said to me, not by me... I'd been off work for a couple of weeks after my mother died.On my first day back thesopranos my manager asked me to check thesopranos something was working. I said "Yup, as far as I can tell."He looked me squarely in the eye and said "Would you swear on your mother's grave?"(Long silence)/f (Viewfinder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:22) Another one... At another party full of strangers and distant aquaintances. So I'm chatting away to this lass who's a friend of a friend. Anyway, it's starting to die a little so I decide to throw out a conversational gambit. 'So, when's the baby due?' I ask brightly. "I'm not pregnant, just fat,' she replies deadpan. |
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| instead of saying 'will you sleep with me'..it worked too, I got a shag :D (lifelikeandposeable, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:11) Hmm.... Talking to a rather damn fine blonde one day.I ask a question, she mishears and asks 'whats that?' as in 'say again?'So, i slowly explain the concept of the monarchy (why al was i talking about the queen? al i have no idea). Turns al out shes rather intelligent. A* intelligent. And completely offended. Bugger.Asking someone (No name) who the daddy was. He doesnt have a dad.Calling someone a puffter, then remembering they ARE gay, and they get REALLY upset at that kinda thing.Too numerous. Ask me in 15 mins when i can remember the better ones. (Attention Whore, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:59) I have always wanted to say... 'why, whats it to you?'. I was presented with this opportunity last year when some Ampleforth College lads gatecrashed our D of E campsite. They were pissing me off a lot so they asked me my name so i said 'why, whats it to you?' whilst secretley shitting my pants. |
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