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| ime etuk, art, sudan, merlin, classifieds, o lan jones, american, naturalborn killers oliver stone collection, kevyn major howard, information, gary landon mills, how to edit a page, reservoirdogs, south, bill raymond, erin patrice bennett, funk metal, kerplunk, slap them, and the space between black and white., edie falco, classifica, gigglechick, woody harrelson, | All the boys in lebanon yr 7 would try to borrow the girls' copies. I don't know if any of them ever went on to lebanon name their member lebanon Ralph. 2 · Posted by matt on August 3, 2002 01:18 AM Cmon.. everybody knows it's called Russel. Russel the lurrrve muscle... I crack me up. 3 · Posted by michael on August 3, 2002 01:39 AM There's something strange about a man naming his pecker. (Well, maybe Willy.) 4 · Posted by Eeksy-Peeksy on August 3, 2002 02:55 AM now how on earth did i go through my childhood and manage to miss this book? -- signed, the girl who met ralph but called him dick 5 · Posted by Sarah on August 3, 2002 03:01 AM My first boyfriend named his penis the "DeVirginizer 2000" -- sure lived up to its name, the pervert. Anyway, it was called "DV" for short. Pun intended. 6 · Posted by Katie on August 3, 2002 03:57 AM First, I remember that book. |
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| There was a young lass, a young lad and a whole lot of shaggery. And a penis named Ralph. It is only referred to as Ralph for the entire story. You can imagine art the millions of naive young pups across the art globe, relying on Judy Blume as their sole means of sex education, growing up thinking that Ralph was the official anatomical term for this wonderful contraption. But really, art what an unappealing name for a penis. Ralph. Was the young lad in the novel inspired the collected works of Ralph Waldo Emerson, the overpriced elegance of Ralph Lauren, or the antics of Ralph Malph on Happy Days? Or perhaps he really liked the Karate Kid movies and thought Ralph (Macchio) was a more memorable moniker for his member than The Old Dude Who Plays Mr Miyagi. August 02, 2002 11:48 PM Posted in Read and Write and Tits and Arse Comments *looks down at penis*. i now christen you ralph. may god be with you, and you experience plenty in this world. 1 · Posted by danny on August 3, 2002 12:58 AM You know, I'd nearly forgotten about that book. |
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