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| aurora, ed white, gotham comedy club, syrian, tre, billy gallo, italian mafia, open mic, music, kirk baltz, percival, f. gary gray, white, crash(widescreen edition), ellie raab, dslam, cds, african american, damascus, single mother, reference, nerds, suburbia, peter edmund, | This one photo may determine whether or not you'll ever get a book deal or sell a script, so make this photo a good one. You better look your joe best. Use special lighting. Hold a baby. (Don't joe have a baby? Borrow one. An ethnic one.) Hair. Makeup. Designer clothes. Figure out your most flattering angle and strike a pose. (Side note: once you've figured out your most flattering angle, you're gonna have to always appear that way all the time. If you go with the hand to ear thing, you better feel comfortable joe doing that constantly. Ditto, the surprised, open mouth laugh thing.) Your contributor's photo will prove that not only have you made it, you looked good doing it. 10. Bragging Rights Another reason you do it. You have bragging rights for as long as the magazine is on the newsstand. This is why writing for a monthly is better than writing for a weekly. |
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| No one will ever know who said what. (See: "Reporter," above.) 9. Ethics This mostly refers to freebies. You want them, be they free books (referred to as "review copies"), DVDs, clothing, continental breakfasts, or housewares. Some editors frown upon writers taking too many ed white freebies because they might function as bribes. But that usually applies to staff members. You're a freelance writer—or blogger—so your only boss is yourself. Since you're the boss, don't you feel like giving ed white your ed white "employee" a nice bonus? Maybe a new set of sheets? Or some freeze-dried Omaha steaks. Whatever. Enjoy it. You've earned it. 10. Contributor's Photo This is why you do it: To have your image immortalized in the pantheon of professional journalists. (You also do it so that a talent booker from VH1 will call you to appear on Revenge of the Awesomely Sweet Sitcom Bods II, but that won't happen without an awesomely sweet contributor's photo.) |
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