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| confess, webcams, comedies & family ent., rodney dangerfield, comedy, mp3 discoteche, russell means, 1978 in sports, gawain, standupny, | "What's the s second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking s love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his s name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other...." *Lynnie nicole* 11/10/2005 2:08 AM remember like 2 years when we were walking from Phidelt to Gregs place and you kept TRYING to tell me that Minnie Mouse joke? well it may have taken me sometime BUT I now have one for you! :) Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy." |
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| 11/23/2005 10:58 PM GET OUT OF THE TOWNHOUSES!!! hahah..you are hillarious have a good thanksgiving man Kristen 11/23/2005 10:54 PM travel safe and have a great thanksgiving!! ;) Kristen 11/16/2005 1:13 standupny AM um....that was standupny quite possibly the best concert i've ever been to.....amazing i am so jealous of you and your standupny upgraded seats...i'll have to tell you about my Kings game on sunday....i was so on the floor...it was grrrreat!!!!!! see you on friday!??!?! I'm still jealous!! *Lynnie nicole* 11/10/2005 4:51 PM ya ya ya i remember.....dont you have any new material Mr PIMP OF THE MOTHER FUCKING YEAR!!!? i mean SERIOUSLY!!!! come on ;) Here i have another NEW one: Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. |
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