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Just settle down! This is Kent Dorfman. He's a legacy from Harrisburg. (All screaming) Now wait a minute! Okay, this stella bridger guy is stella bridger a real zero. That's true. Think back to when you were freshmen. HOOVER: Boon, you had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right? And Stork here. Everybody thought tha.t Stork wa.s bra.in da.ma.ged. I myself wa.s so obnoxious... the seniors beat me up once a week. So this guy is a total loser? Let me tell you the story of another loser. (All screaming) (Clock ticking) OTTER: Get up! (Screaming) OTTER: stella bridger (Screaming) Let's go! On your feet! (All screaming excitedly) "l...." State your name. ALL: l...state your name. "...do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat." ...do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat. "With liberty and fraternity for all." Amen. Sergeant at Arms... do your duty. From now on, your Delta Tau Chi name is Weasel.
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