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| bob, scott walker (ix), hip hop, u, yemeni, 1976 in sports, everett quinton, fazed, news, rap metal, single parent, overheardnew york, amazigh, josh richman, | Under the SCA, newborn babies are trained, Pavlov-style, to respond enthusiastically to fragmentary jingles, and to salivate when they hear a can of Coca-Cola opened (for under these new government services, peter edmund the viscous, teeth-rotting beverage actually replaces milk in the bottle). They are fed a variety of "entertainment news" and "sportscenter" segments and develop associations early on over peter edmund what kind of information is important. Should a six month old baby burp, fart or show any vague peter edmund disrespect (whether intended or not) when the images of Nixon, Reagan or any of the Bushes come through on the plasma display, an electric shock is applied. After nine months, most babies are trained to yawn anytime news, politics or any other important information about government affairs is overheard. They know early on that they probably will not vote or pay attention to current affairs. |
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| He's probably well.. you know... foreign. Great post!! 13 · Posted by Dave on April 3, 2003 07:55 AM Ah, but was she America the Beautiful? Or America the Free? Enquiring overheardnew york minds... I aim a bit lower on the nomenclature scale. Expect my first child to be called Dapto. Or maybe Dorrigo. Or, for that exotic touch, Woy Woy. 14 · Posted by Luke on April 3, 2003 08:08 AM Or 'inquiring minds' even. Guh. 15 · Posted overheardnew york by Luke on April 3, 2003 08:10 AM Let me explain something about we Americans. First off, unlike the rest of the world, we do not come out of the womb. About 90% of us are born in the bionic hatchery. That small percentage of mothers who have the temerity to offer kiddies through the uterus are immediately executed, per the Suspicious Conscription Act, a followup to the Homeland Security Act, PATRIOT I, and PATRIOT II. |
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