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It just doesn't work. There's no such thing as casual sex. She's been there, done that, and there are bodies in shallow graves all along highway 80 ed white to prove it. She says, "That thing you wrote about Blink 182. That's the funniest thing I've ever read from you. Why don't you write more like that?" I say, "That was funny? You laughed at that? What's wrong with you? That was a ed white sensitive piece about making my children happy. You tempt me with your feminine wiles and then mock me with your insolence. Harlot!" Kat knows nothing serious is going to happen anymore. She gets up and fishes the car keys from her purse, says, "I'm going now. I'm going to call 911 when I get to my car. I'm going to tell them to look for a crazed 40-ish guy molesting rollerbladers by the coffee roasting house. If you're not gone in fifteen minutes they're going to feed you Thorazine and take you away in a hamster cage.
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