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| algieria, paul haggis, amman, ray, movies, heather champ, personals, films, comedians, freaks, boobies, jordan, alternative hip hop, john scurti, crash(full screen edition), | A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why underground are you wearing makeup? Are you a fag?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm underground a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was. ...In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world, and happy birthday, Mom! Q- Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band? No. But I practice underground other things. Whether it's good or bad, it's our best album. We're pretty! We are though, we're a good-looking band. I wish terrible things upon the person that just did that." [after being hit in the crotch with a shoe by someone in the crowd at Warped Tour in Charlotte, NC] Anyone who steals a shoe is a posuer. This is Davey. I'm not special. I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... |
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| Oh shit, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin ring... ok, movies I had one and it broke in half and I got another one, and now movies it disappeared. Continue your interview, I'm hoping it's in my pocket. One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidentally bit my lip and I movies had to get stitches. This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff. I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others. Crowd surfing is a product of car commercials. RP- Davey, I wanna have your kids!! Well.... I'l be sure to call ya. RP-Davey is the new Jesus!! Umm, I think it's the hair. Is it the hair? |
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