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I'm in the movie GAP the other day....trying on movie a really nice blouse. And, like a jackass I start flirting with the saleswoman. "Excuse me miss, what do you think this goes with?" She's like, "Uh....A mini skirt and pumps." Yeah. Like I'm going to dress like a slut. Someone recently gave movie me a GAP fleece vest. What the hell is "fleece"? I recently learned that it's a blend. A blend of 1% cotton, 99% static electricity. I overheard two women talking about me in a bar the other night. "Check out that guy over there." "Why, is he cute?" "No....he's got two tube socks and a sheet of Bounce stuck to his back. He looks like a jackass" HOME | VIDEO CLIPS | WRITING | PICTURES | RESUME | MERCHANDISE | CONTACT ME Copyright© 1999-2001 Joe Rejeski Sparks 14 - winter 96 - volume 5 issue 4 - published by The Orange Street Press Contents Stacy Tartar Vision, Like A Halo Marc Awodey Watchers Nora-Maria Iancu Vol de nuit Departure at Noon Inside a Question Mark Ernest Slyman Glack Goes The Brumble Blue Faces janet kuypers top of the mountain Paul Ford ELIZA Test Contributors Sparks: A Magazine for Creative People ISSN#: 1077-4149 - Editors: Jim and Stacy Esch Sparks Copyright ©1996 by Jim and Stacy Esch.
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