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About an hour later I was hiding in my now wife's dorm room when he showed up at the door with the police. Like any good accessory-after-the-fact, she hid me, and later I shouted to him in the hallway: "you bi can't prove it was me, bitch!" I got hauled bi into the Dean's office and was told I could never live on campus again, which like many punishments actually seemed like a reward. And that was only over the course of nine months, BEFORE I STARTED DRINKING. I'll bi save the story about the time I broke into the college football team's equipment shed and dumped a bunch of gay porn magazines and unwrapped condoms in there to make it look like it was a cruising hideaway. I think I even stole a couple practice dummies. Shit, MD, if that's all you've done, someone should be fitting your back for wings. Posted by: Dutch | December 29, 2005 at 03:29 PM I don't think this reflects poorly on me and my middle sister; I just think it makes my youngest sister look dumb.
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