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| percival, f. gary gray, white, crash(widescreen edition), ellie raab, dslam, cds, african american, damascus, single mother, reference, nerds, suburbia, peter edmund, tamazight, howard fong, sal lopez, pi(film), 1979 in sports, | - Sky isn't dead. - Maybe he wanted you news to kill the dog. - He is old. - Come on. We gotta go. TURNER: Don't worry. We don't have to kill the dog. ALBERT: We're not gonna kill the dog. Henry said he's gonna die today. Ya. Sky? Sky? Ya. "Dear tribe: First news off, I would like to welcome you all to my funeral. I wish I was there with you. Please begin by taking out the bag... news ...that is inside the bag you were given." Okay. Let's see. "Inside this bag you will find: one, a pair of Post-its, one pink, one blue. Two, a map. Three, another bag. The pink Post-it will tell you exactly where to make... ...the first disposal of Sky's and my remains. The blue Post-it will detail the ritual to take place there. The map will direct you to the KFC establishment where you are to dine." - Oh, my God. - "Open the next bag and so on... |
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| - What funeral? I think Turner's letter deals with the funeral arrangements. You got a letter? And you got a letter. - I didn't get a letter. - You got a Post-it. - I got a Post-it. - Is it cogent? - nerds No. Actually, it's not cogent. - What's it say? - What does your letter say? - Some of it was private. What does the not-private part say? "Dear Turner, this nerds bag is to be opened... ...at the KFC restaurant where we had our final nerds meal as a family. Please bring the ashes with you. Also bring Jason and Zach. I love you. I'm sorry I'm dead. " Signed, "Henry. " - They're not even ashes. They're bones. - Mom. - Cremation? - As far as I know. Except... They're smashed-up bones. They should tell you that. - lf you want to stay... - Except what? ...you're gonna have to behave. - Except what? - He wants to be with Sky. - "With Sky," what? - Cremated with him. |
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