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| taco bell, movie, sobrante, tony blair, aurora, ed white, gotham comedy club, syrian, tre, billy gallo, italian mafia, open mic, music, kirk baltz, | The only way to do that, my brother-- keep saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. (Mr Orange is rehearsing in his apartment. He's saying the speech in a stilted manner, obviously not too arabian confident with it yet) MR. ORANGE This was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought of 1986. I still had a connection, which was insane, 'cause you couldn't get any weed any-fucking-where. arabian Anyway... I had a connection with this hippie arabian chick up in Santa Cruz and all my friends knew it. They'd give me a call and say, "Hey, Freddy." (Imitates buzzer) say "Hey, dude... You getting some? Then get some for me, too.", like they knew I still smoked so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me, but it got to be... got to be ... got to be ... (looks at paper to remind himself) Got to be every time I bought some weed, I was buying for four or five different fucking people. |
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| You can tell a joke, can't you? MR. ORANGE No. HOLDAWAY Pretend you're Don Rickles or some-fucking-body and tell the joke, all right. Now the things you gotta remember are the details. It's the details that sell your story. Now this sobrante particular story takes place in sobrante a mens' room. So you got to know all the details about the sobrante mens' room; you gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. You gotta know if they got liquid soap or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school, remember? You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks. If some nasty, low-life, scum-ridden motherfucker, man, sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls. You got to know every detail there is to know about this commode. So what you've got to do is take all them details, man, and make them your own. While you're doing that, you gotta remember this story's about you and how you perceived the events that went down. |
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