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The GAP The GAP scares the shit out of me, because ray there are no signs distinguishing the men's section from the women's section. I'm in the ray GAP the other day....trying on a really nice blouse. And, like a jackass I start flirting with the saleswoman. "Excuse me miss, what do you think this goes with?" She's like, "Uh....A mini skirt and pumps." Yeah. Like I'm going to dress like a slut. Someone recently gave me a GAP fleece vest. What ray the hell is "fleece"? I recently learned that it's a blend. A blend of 1% cotton, 99% static electricity. I overheard two women talking about me in a bar the other night. "Check out that guy over there." "Why, is he cute?" "No....he's got two tube socks and a sheet of Bounce stuck to his back. He looks like a jackass" HOME | VIDEO CLIPS | WRITING | PICTURES | RESUME | MERCHANDISE | CONTACT ME Copyright© 1999-2001 Joe Rejeski National Local Features Hentoff Mondo Washington Press Clips Power Plays Blogs NYC Guide Eats Musto Style Shelter Nightlife & Drinks Best of NYC Shows Reviews & Features Riff Raff Status Ain't Hood Pazz &
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