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| art chudabala, single parent, drama, adventure, reservoirdogs, list of proverbs, art, doris, sean daley, kenneth utt, gift set, guy torry, bisexual, list of films, prose, tony danza, tony kaye, mark wahlberg, television, tony blair, giovani, david steinberg, middleeast, 1976, | It was kinda cute to be 5 years old and trotting off to school with a tiny suitcase, but after a couple of years I realised its embarrassing-ness and I longed to be rid of it. Can you tell us about its unfortunate demise? It happened one summer morning as we were rushing off to school. I think it was a case theref of Mum thinking that I had put it in the boot of the car, and me thinking Mum had put it in theref the boot of the car. But let's not point fingers here. The outcome was, Mum reversed the car out of the garage and mowed right over the top of it. So it was an accident? Oh yes. But I didn't shed any tears over its mangled green corpse. I thought I was finally in for a decent bag, but Mum immediately launched the search for a Replacement Port. The hunt was exhaustive, spanning three towns. "I can't believe how hard it is to find a decent port these days," she moaned. |
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| a young lady struggling to come to terms with her childhood baggage. ... You can trace a lot of my issues back to a brown plastic suitcase. The Mothership forced me to lug it to school for four years. While my friends had Barbie backpacks, I had this shitty boarding school relic. This was a bag you'd art chudabala take when setting off for London on a steamship circa 1955. Old people used to call it a art chudabala "Globite" or a "port" and fondly remark what a sturdy, sensible bag it was. I art chudabala used to ask why couldn't I just have a normal schoolbag? "Because!" snapped The Mothership. "The Port is strong, The Port is practical. Bananas will not get squashed inside it. You can lay your homework out nice and flat. You can drop it from a great height and your sandwiches will survive." Never mind that it made me look like a miniature door-to-door salesman. How did the Brown Port come into your possession? The Brown Port was the replacement for the Little Green Port (LGP). I got the LGP when I was in kindergarten. |
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