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I mean, they did look comely thearistocrats enough in those candid shots in the Times, but in their publicity photos — and I hate to say this about 14-year-old girls (as opposed to, you know, saying that 14-year-old girls are hot) — they're pretty much skanks (and not in the good way). [Update: That was unnecessarily harsh. While it's true that the thearistocrats publicity shots are pretty gross, the site now has more candid pictures in which all the girls look like pretty ordinary young thearistocrats teenagers (in the good way).] 8. Actually, one of them has potential. 9. Let's go back to the front page again for a sec. Dig that disco logo, right? I mean, say what you want about Modest Mouse, but do they have a logo like that? 10. Each of the girls has a name and a gimmick so wildly implausible and phony it makes the Spice Girl's nicknames seem positively un-focus grouped. In descending order of adorableness, meet: Groovy Tuesday, the hippie; Angel Sparks, the metal head; Twiggy Stardom, the preppie; Joey Thunders, the punk; and PJ Bardot, the gangsta.
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