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Slim Shady, davina a.k.a. Eminem, comes to announce, "just look at me like I'm your closest pal, a poster boy, the muthafuckin' spokesman now for White America." I demand a recount so y'all can count my "Americans Abroad" absentee ballot: I vote for Marshall. He speaks for davina me. Eminem actually davina has a domestic policy for the nation! Did I mention that he assassinated the corrupt Vice President on MTV? Marshall Mathers Electrocuted the Court-Appointed Vice President Dick Cheney for 41 days in a row on MTV The video for the first single from "The Eminem Show," an already mega-hit called "Without Me," features our hero electro-shocking Dick Cheney's pacemaker as he sings
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, rum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
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