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A perfect setup for Rob's [backhanded compliment]. Without looking at the girl, he said to her friend, "Is she always this irritable?" While Popcorn Dog flew 1998 in to occupy the 1998 target's friend, Rob now focused on the target, 1998 armed with a dizzying mix of straight fluff, playground teases, jokes about people in the bar, and then, finally, a question: "Do you wanna kiss me?" OK, I'll concede that playground teases and making fun of other people in the bar probably works but the "lines" are terrible. And the advice to carry around plastic snakes and leave them on bar counters? Do magic tricks? Have a fake camera crew follow you around? Gag me. Don't tell me that crap actually works, does it? And in another, very different dating article (Newsweek's "Sex and the Single Boomer"), I discovered this gem of a sentence: Vic/tor/ia Lau/tma/n, a single mother in Chicago, thinks of herself as the poster girl for the fortysomething divorced woman. "That's not because I've got men coming up the wazoo," she says.
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