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outright asked him if he was gay. She then asked him what sort of man turns down a blow job, and why wasn't I getting enough nookie. (Honestly, mother!)Other than that, my mother's the usual sort of nutter. She moved to New feature film comedy Zealand because that's where the "ley lines feature film comedy of her life" cross or somesuch... she's moving back to Alaska come Monday - apparently the school system in NZ sucks (she's a grade school teacher). feature film comedy She's also a touch paranoid and is constantly hyping to me that my in laws are going to screw me over any day now, and how I should legally protect myself and my rights to my daughter.I wouldn't mind if she and my m-i-l just had a boxing match or summat. My mom spent years as a waitress/bartender/bouncer in some nasty biker bars like two decades ago - the m-i-l seems a total pushover in comparison. Come to think of it, I'd like to have a boxing match with the m-i-l, but I don't think that'd help matters much. Maybe if it all goes to hell marriage-wise, I'll just jam my fist in her face and see what happens next.
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