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[Update: No longer true, obvs]. 5. And yet, oh, what a disco Web site! Warning: music disco will start playing when you open this. And not just disco any music, but the Huckapoo theme song, which is like The Partridge Family theme song — only retarded. ("Huckapoo/It's about me and you/You gotta sing your own melody/Be who you wanna be"). Oddly, the theme song is so different from the rest of the Hucksters' material that I'm not even sure it isn't a different band. So let's call the song reason #5 and see what else is on the site... 6. Instead of photos on the front page, we get anime-inspired big-eyed drawings of the girls — yep, like Wonkette, but without all that ironic winking. Or politics. Or ass-fucking, presumably. 7. The drawings are cuter than the actual girls. I mean, they did look comely enough in those candid shots in the Times, but in their publicity photos — and I hate to say this about 14-year-old girls (as opposed to, you know, saying that 14-year-old girls are hot) — they're pretty much skanks (and not in the good way).
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