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| bill raymond, techno, loretta devine, ben shenkman, james gandolfini, text, strange, alameida, karina arroyave, iraq, humor magazine, | Michael Showalter: I love this song. [the don cheadle guys are writing don cheadle a letter to Santa] Michael Showalter: Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you guys. Dear Santa... Michael Ian Black: [interrupting] No, no, no. I mean, you're not on a first name basis with the guy. Michael Showalter: [crumpling letter] Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I have just about really don cheadle had it up to here with your condescension. You write it! Michael Ian Black: [writing letter] Dear Kris Kringle... David Wain: [interrupting] No, no, no. That's way too formal. We want him to think we're cool. Michael Ian Black: [crumpling letter] Oh, just screw it, okay? I am sick to death of trying to please you, you fucking kike! You write it! David Wain: [writing letter] What's up, dude? Michael Ian Black: Perfect. Santa: [cut to Santa reading the letter] What's up, dude? |
Best Mature Paysites
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| Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will take me forever. The bag is too small. David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where are the leaves anyway? I feel like I'm in hell. Michael Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature! karina arroyave Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother karina arroyave of God! David Wain: Mother I'd like to fuck! Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature. Mother Nature: How's the yard work going boys? Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it would be. David Wain: karina arroyave [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would you like to have a drink with me? Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] You need to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help. [snaps fingers] Mother Nature: ["Don't Tell Me" by Madonna starts playing] Michael Ian Black: Madonna! |
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