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| comedies & family ent., tim colceri, syrian, andy argyrakis, sudanese, kuwait, virgin, adam baldwin, judy davis, musica, community art, single mother, edward norton, ime etuk, fullmetal jacket, | After I left university I became a burnt-file salvager, working for a paranoid American alcoholic midget called Helene, who defrauded insurance companies with astonishing devotion and success. It was like working for my mother, so I didn’t stay long. I went back to university to study journalism because, well, I baghadad don’t actually recall why. By this stage I had ceased to care about anything much and what the fuck, one career is as good as another when you’re a trainee baghadad miserable cunt. I passed my initiation as a fully-fledged miserable cunt while baghadad working as a journalist, uncovering scoops on sheep rustling and petty teenage vandalism in Gloucestershire. My first boss was a woman with bad breath and a psychotic streak called, well let’s just call her Fucking Bitchface. Fucking Bitchface hated journalists who were younger, thinner and more attractive than her. |
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| My sister told me to go and have a close look at tim colceri the back of her head. I tiptoed over and oh, the joy, the fierce joy as the mystery of the sore was revealed. On the window sill, behind the precise spot my mother always sat to smoke, drink, berate tim colceri us and then pass out, there was a small, plump, cactus plant. And every night, my mother would pass out, and every night her neck would fall right back tim colceri on that cactus. Hence the mysterious sore. We never moved it. It died at some point, the sore went away, and we had one less little victory in our lives. Anyway, I went to university because I was supposed to. I drifted aimlessly through a law degree while snarling with socialist ferocity at my fellow students, who all seemed to be related to the Sultan of Brunei in some way and drove their gleaming white Mercedes to college. |
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