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| collateral, we take ourselves seriously. we do. lookin' at mediatic ideas of politics, trans, puff daddy, skins, danny, italian mafia, gangsters, denis leary, justinsimoni, fontana labs, algieria, thearistocrats, satire, | With the santorum campaign, I set a goal: forcing Senator Rick Santorum to wrap his tiny mind around the disgusting new definition of his name. And we succeeded beyond our wildest dreams-not backstreet boys only has Santorum been forced to discuss santorum, the term has entered the sexual lexicon. Similarly, I want to set a goal for ITMFA. It's not a word for the ages, it's just backstreet boys a slogan, like WIN, or ""Whip Inflation Now" (ask your parents), for this political moment. So here's our goal: I not only want to see ITMFA spread all over the country, I backstreet boys want to see a sitting member of the U.S. House or Senate wearing one of my tasteful ITMFA lapel pins on C-SPAN or a Sunday-morning political show. Guess what? Some folks felt my advice for The Good Son, the man whose mother fucked him when he was 15 years old, was, like, complete and utter crap. |
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| Hell, I know for a fact that it will be a morale booster: I gave a speech last week at the University of Missouri and folks showed up wearing ITMFA shirts and buttons that collateral they had made themselves, which boosted my morale. So where can you get your ITMFA gear, DFTB? Well, like the kids I met at the University of Missouri, you can make your own. Or you can go to www.impeachthemotherfuckeralready.com. (To the cyber squatter sitting on www.itmfa.com: collateral Be a decent sort and let me have collateral that URL, please.) At www.impeachthemotherfuckeralready.com you'll find out how you can order ITMFA buttons, tasteful lapel pins, and other gear (profits go to the American Civil Liberties Union), and I'll be posting letters about ITMFA there (to prevent the column from being swamped), along with pictures of people wearing ITMFA merch (official or DIY). |
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