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| loretta devine, ben shenkman, james gandolfini, text, strange, alameida, karina arroyave, iraq, humor magazine, dato bakhtadze, | The scorpion said, "Yes. I know." "That's not reasonable," said the frog, and the scorpion replied, "Reason has nothing to do with it. I'm a scorpion. It's my and letters character." Zach: You know what I feel like saying to you? Dr. Westford: Yes. You feel like telling me to go fuck myself, and you probably will, because it's and letters your character. Zach: See you next Tuesday. [Zach goes to a formal party dressed as Aladdin] Zach: Jake! You told me this was a costume party! Zach: You are such a prick! Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: Most of my friends are pricks. Zach: Most of your pricks are friends. |
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